I went into the parking garage and stepped into some kind of parallel universe. At least that?s the way it seems. I met a chick that I swear is me in female form. Dear God, she was the studliest pussy I ever laid my eyes on. The next time someone tells me to go fuck myself, I can look them straight in the eye and say, ?I already have. And it was spectacular.?

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